If I owned a deli I would make this poster and put it up

It doesn’t have to be the owner, Just anybody who’s already inside the property needs to let them in.

So if they had a human as a partner who could go in first and then let them in, then they have nothing to worry about

Someone should make a movie series of The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire

Fuck the Switch 2

The moment I found out you’re not actually buying the console, The console still belongs to nintendo, you’re just paying for the license to play it for a little while and it can be bricked at any time, i lost all respect for or urge to buy any nintendo products

We had this in texas but it’s illegal now.

I think it’s illegal in six other states too.

Reasons stated: Protect the economics of the cattle industry and to protect public health

No more beyond steak tips in my pasta, For the good of public health and to support the sale of real cow meat that I already never buy…

I love this idea but what if he was bernie sanders vice president first?

My biggest complaint for people saying sanders should be next is that I think he’s too old, But if john Stewart was his vice president I would love that idea. And then immediately follow up with two terms of Stewart

Pretty sure every alaskan ever would be against this

WTF is happening in the world rn? Why are all the right wingers taking control? I thought it was just the US going through a crazy-stupid phase

Ham & Eggs - “Hey my niggas”

Someones about to get smacked for ordering breakfast

Just got some at my local HEB, they’re still ¢87 there

Insert Eric Andre meme - " Why would the other politicians do this?"

AI gains sentience,

first thing it develops is impostor syndrome, depression, And intrusive thoughts of self-deletion

Oh fuck… winter is cumming ☹️

They just have to stay away till the 22nd right?

The older ones are ageing out, Anybody susceptible in the next generation is self reporting while they’re young.

Life will suck for a while, possibly 10-20 years, but I feel like this is all gonna lead to the republican party dying out.

Even now they have to rig the voting districts just to win because they are so hated.

At this rate all they can do is push further and further out on that limb, They already invested too much to be willing to give up, but They don’t realize the further they push it the less resources they leave themselves in the future

I hate trump, but he’s the one who will be known for killing the republican party someday