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Dude was wiping down his chair more often than his ass.

Therapists hate this one simple trick!

Subaru is the Japanese name for the Pleiades constellation, so I guess that relates to a starfish. lol

I hate to say it, and I really hope I’m wrong, but sugar substitutes and artificial sweeteners. I myself use them to cut my sugar intake and have resorted to the most naturally occurring option (stevia). I hope there are no long term negative effects once they’ve existed long enough for scientists to study them.

One of the people arrested is Nikola Jokic’s uncle.

That last smirk.

Wife and I ate her entire birthday cake in 2 days last month.

That’s why at the office I go to another floor so the people don’t recognize me or my shoes.

The fact you recognize that means you’re not the arrogant “intelligent” guy in the meme.

Theaters should’ve locked the doors and only let them out only after they cleaned up their own mess.

That’s the actual weather the next couple days. I’m trying to pick the least miserable day to mow the front yard because the HOA is coming soon to check around the neighborhood, the only thing they’re good at doing.

Because then they’ll be called a hypocrite for forcing RTO on employees. By having an office built outside his house, he can say he still goes to the office to work.

I know it’s google, but my colleague at work loves his Pixel’s assistant that answers and screens calls for him.

God forbid someone can make guesses and think of possibilities in a meme community.

Just theorizing based on the information in the body of the post. You ok dude? Must be exhausting to be mad all the time.

Classic. My favorite line is the guts screaming in German.

Maybe their flight response causes them to lose control of their pouch muscles (because that’s not a priority to survive), therefore accidentally dropping their babies.

I have a spare empty water bottle and a travel-sized container of liquid soap in my bag so I can wash when there’s no bidet.

There are also travel bidets that are specifically designed for that purpose.

You just don’t know how to use a bidet.

I watched the documentary about the missionary kid who illegally traveled to Sentinel island and was killed by the natives. What was actually more interesting was the documentary also told a parallel story of an older missionary who tried converting one of the uncontacted tribes in South America. He spent so much time there that he learned the language and became friends with them. He ended up becoming a non-believer by the time he left.