My last employer had a policy of giving paid leave for National Guard duty. Up to two weeks. After that, maybe you can supplement your income by stealing wallets off some protestors.

I’m not scared of them but I utterly despise those sanctimonious, hypocritical, racist sons of bitches.

That’s in one month.

Trump is illiterate and what passes for US history with him is another marketing spiel to provide an excuse for his corrupt dealings and lust for power.

If they get pulled in and actually commit, Israel would be wiped off the map.

They’re on the same side, so why would they do that? Anyway, the military power of the Gulf statelets, Kuwait and Saudi Arabia is barely sufficient to sustain their genocide against the dirt-poor Houthis, let alone to attack a hard target like Israel. Tehy spend far more money spying on and repressing their own people.

They should be drawn in, they’ve been colluding with Israel to destroy Iran for at least a decade.

The Gulf states are controlled by Sunnis who are fanatically bigoted against Shi’a Muslims and other minority sects, and persecute those groups mercilessly. Iran is the center of Shi’a power.

Also, the Gulfies and the Israelis have a common interest in preventing democracy from being established in Arab countries. The Israelis know that despots are easier to buy off. The Gulfies despise groups with democratic aspirations since they oppose reactionary theocracy and corruption.

Not quite the same as massacring starving people who can’t fight back, is it?

I mean, fuck the mullahs, but how often has Iran invaded any other country in the past century? I believe that number is zero. Compare that to Israel’s assaults on its neighbors and the massive civilian casualties that those assaults caused.

And who was the idiot who abrogated the US nuclear non-proliferation treaty with Iran? Oh yeah, it was Trump in his first term.

So he’s too stupid to know about the royal “we.”

That figures.

Needs more “sir.”

So, a good start, then.

Suicide is always an option.

When the pendulum swings and Johnson is facing the people’s justice, remember this.

How is it possible to disrespect a dog-killer?

Hint: it’s not necessary and never will be.

One interpretation is that he was commissioned to write a bland moral guide for a young prince, but got all satirical and close to the bone.

Being all that they can be.

That style became popular because you could wear a gas mask with it and it wouldn’t leak.

He can just revise a weather map with a Sharpie.

He’s smelly because of having a Depends full of liquid shit at all times.

God is angry. Trump fears being struck by lightning.