Gasp! Who would’ve thought?!

Close, Metaphor Refantasio

Am American, can confirm. Trying to talk to my family about this results in arguments and then calling me “a sheeple” and blind, and/or blaming it on the “democrats fake news.”

Comparing them to rocks, is an insult to rocks.

Still can’t use debit cards though.

If anyone catches you, just explain your parents were depraved and totally into that kinda thing, so you’re honoring them in a way they’d appreciate.