xkcd.com/2176

That just sounds like he’s trying to run for president in 2028 and really needs to get the DNC behind him

According to an old CGPGrey video, this requires an actor of congress, except for in Texas, where they have a special privilege to subdivide themselves when they feel like it.

Yeah, why can’t they go back to their namesake, being a reference to the Matrix!

Thr time travel bit would be nerfed because he would be Ted…

So Russia is saying they support underdogs that want to fight for freedom from a global superpower?

There was never an original with “kid named paint”, it was always “kid names finger”, and r/OkBuddyChicanery just had so much brain damage this became the top meme of all time.

Kind of ironic they’re discussing changing opinions on Israel. NYT has been the leader in perpetuation antiquated opinions and pushing the “anything anti-Israel is antisemitic” narrative.

*frantically grabs popcorn*

A whole new meaning to eating ass.

McDonalds would have to admit that there’s actually no real fish in a filet o fish.

As someone who just switched, this isn’t something you should sleep on. I tried another instance and it was insanely slow in comparison. You might need to try a couple of places to get it right.