Read: “I’m open to being bribed.”

Did Fraudcom hire Prenda Law or something?

Add as many as you want, I’m still not going back.

Property Police

I’m so angry I have to upvote this.

At least we can identify if it was an HP, Xerox, or Brother printer that printed these tardigrades

It’s less well known for how the pigs will bite the fuck out of you if you aren’t careful.

Also, floating pig poo.

Factory Floor is in China.

“Don’t Tread on Mesothelioma”

Yay, now the world’s worst profiling service can show the same completely irrelevant add twice!

If you’re a business and using Google to serve targeted ads, think twice. Their targeting is absolutely horse-shit mumbojumbo. They’re wasting your money, their money, and my time by consistently serving the least-relevant, no-fucking-chance-I’d-click-on-that ads.

You’d be better off paying local pigeons for investing advice.

Ahem…

chown [OWNER] /usr/lib

I was beaten by InEnduringGrowStrong, whomst’s is better.