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How does he look so young?!

Edit: So old. Not sure why I typed young.

Stripper cops are ok though. In fact, the end goal is to disrobe such an oppressive uniform; A metamorphosis to molt an uncomfortable layer to reveal their true form.

Just call them what they are: stochastic terrorists

Once the Christians and Jews kill all the Muslims then the Christians kill the Jews and Jesus returns to bring everyone up Heaven’s Chimney. Since that’s not real the Christians left living in the created hellscape will just move on to killing off sects labeled apostates and the meek inherit a poisoned, inhospitable Earth or whatever

LOL single cops in [your area] are looking to chat

Don’t click that, Timmy. Not because it’s a pop up that will probably install a bunch of plugins. We don’t talk to cops regardless of their relationship status.

With a stroke of luck Fetterman will disappear into the ether never to return. The senate won’t notice his absence.

Donald Trump could perform fellatio on Putin live on OAN and people would still deny he’s a Russian asset.

The baddies can’t even keep their story straight. How shocking.

MAGA Conservatives hate conservation especially if it involves indigenous people, another group they’d prefer to be forcibly removed. Also, salmon and caring for ecosystems is WOKE.

Folks, where’s the lie?

Roll tide

I’m so glad you called it CP and not CSAM like some woker!!!

The new manifest destiny is to put a Hilton around Old Faithful. If you aren’t for that then you’re obv woke.

Aw. Sucks to suck. 🎻

It’s always the ones you most expect. Also, LOL at the username. These people have Biden Derangement Syndrome much like they had Obama Derangement Syndrome much like they had Clinton Derangement Syndrome etc.

This is the kind of pedantry I post on the internet for. Thanks.

These guys are the progeny of those who have been itching for a civil war since The New Deal. The Business Plot failed because Smedley Butler refused to play along. Then The John Birch Society failed after gaining some ground. Nixon courted Dixie racists with The Southern Strategy. Then Reagan came along and got Evangelicals and saw the rise of union busting. Prosperity Gospel messaging replaced loving thy neighbor. Then Newt Gingrich and Rush Limbaugh ruled the 90s. Then Obama got elected and people’s brains broke and then shit ratcheted up even more. The right wing realized over the years that the only way they will stay in power is if they appeal to people’s worst impulses. They proliferate hate and fear. They are aesthetic with no substance creating a feedback loop to be exploited.

It’s ok because it will never happen to me! Huh? These politicians have zero policy agenda and thrive on having an other to rally against? They’ll go after me for the pettiest of things like living while poor to fill their private prison quotas once all the gross gays and browns are reduced to cinder? Nah. This is America. It can’t happen here!

Kristi Noem sees a Mexican woman with a Jewish sounding name serving the highest office in her country and hurts herself in a double whammy of racist indignation. I wouldn’t trust Kristi with a tomato plant. She would shoot it for not growing fast enough.

Oh good. It’s not like Hurricane season doesn’t happen every year or anything.