In a letter to Congress, the lawyer for Jeffrey Epstein’s convicted co-conspirator says clemency would allow her to talk to lawmakers.
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Known child rapist has something to say about other child rapists in exchange for a reduced sentence from another child rapist.
I’m confused. Is she offering to lie on the stand about Trump’s guilt in exchange for a presidential pardon?
Lords no! That would be ILLEGAL! (but yes)
That’s a bingo
You just say “bingo.”
“BING-POT!”
She’s gonna name like 50 democrats and that’s it. We know how this goes. Disgusting.
- Barack Obama
- Definitely NOT Donald Trump, of whom Jeffrey Epstein often said “I wish Donald Trump would stop foiling my plans to do pedophile crimes!”
- Bill Clinton
- Hillary Clinton
- Chelsea Clinton
- Socks the cat
- Rosie O’Donnell
- Stephen Colbert
- Rachel Maddow
- Barack Hussein Obama
- Joe Biden
- Hunter Biden
- Joe Biden’s wife
- Justin Trudeau
- Mark Carney
- Trey Parker
- Matt Stone
- Cartman from South Park
- the starting lineup of the 2018 Philadelphia Eagles who refused to come to the White House
- Barack Obama
- Liz Cheney
- Robert Mueller
- everyone that works at NPR
- Kamala Harris
- woke Superman
- Nancy Pelosi
- Jack Smith
- Mark Milley
- Letitia James
- Adam Schiff
- Anderson Cooper
- you guessed it… Barack Obama
- Elmo
- John Bolton
- Anthony Fauci
- Seth Meyers
- Jimmy Kimmel
- Michelle Obama
- also Barack Obama
- Kristen Stewart
- George W. Bush
- Dick Cheney
- the woke Pope
- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was a major Epstein co-conspirator from 1995-99
- Bruce Springsteen
- Taylor Swift
- Beyoncé
- Chris Christie
- Bono
- Oprah Winfrey
- “Barry O”, aka, Barack Obama
- James Comey
- Warionald Trump, evil twin of Donald Trump who is often mistaken for him in photographs
- Sonia Sotomayor
- that nerd Ezra Klein
- Prince Andrew (some of these have to be real)
- Whoever discontinued St. Tropez Orange Spray Tan No. 4
- Central Park Five #1
- Central Park Five #2
- Central Park Five #3
- Central Park Five #4
- Central Park Five #5
- Leona Helmsley
- Stephen King
- Stormy Daniels
- E. Jean Carroll
- Tony Schwartz
- Alec Baldwin
- the guy who played Biff Tannen in Back To The Future Part II
- Ivana Trump
- the cast of Saturday Night Live circa 2016-2025
- Jon Leibowitz, aka “Jon Stewart”
- Bill Gates
- Anthony Blinken
- Mike Pompeo
- Adam Kinzinger
- everyone who ever attended Harvard University
- Kilmar Abrego Garcia
- Barack Obama
- Barack Obama
- Barack Obama
- Barack Obama
- Barack Obama
- Barack Obama
- Barack Obama
- Barack Obama
- Barack Obama
- Barack Obama
- Alan Dershowitz, but actually
Barack Obama is missing from that list.
Thanks Obama for not being on the list.
Am I alone in not caring what she has to say? The FBI has all the documents and her previous testimony already. She already had the opportunity to defend herself in court pleading her case, was found guilty, and is serving time for crimes she’s done.
Hey, Judge person, just say “nope, back to your cell” and close the book.
This is the most obvious setup ever. What she has to “say” will have nothing to do with previous testimony and everything to do with exonerating Trump and his hundreds of millions of apologists.
For a pardon that Americans will accept because Trump is worth it to them.
