God was there

In the corner

Quietly jerking off

Then cumming over the two of them

God is a kinky dude, I like him.

Is this a parody, or did someone actually brag on twitter about having sex? I honestly can’t tell what’s satire any more.

Just keep in mind God doesn’t think anal and oral sex (hopefully not in that order, but no shame you do you) counts according to some religious people i met.