For context, this was back during that stupid time when people could buy Xitter authentication.
Removed by mod
I thought that was still ongoing? When did they revert the change?
…isn’t that still the case? They took it away, changed the color or something, and brought it back, didn’t they?
Xitter
My apologies, but it’s Twitter for as long as that cock-sucking, ball-gargling, butt-plug-looking, fascist-asshole-of-a-non-tax-paying illegal immigrant piece-of-shit anal-bead-wannabe motherfucker who needs to get the Hell out of our goddamned country is alive and walking free.
Xitter is pronounced ‘shitter’ I’m pretty sure
That’s how I will always pronounce it.
Can you please not bring ball gags, butt plugs and anal beads into this topic, that’s derogatory for these to be compared with that deformed mouldy balding shithead.
I second the motion. Sex kinks are ok as long as you’re not hurting anyone, fucking the whole country without consent is not ok
I don’t think Xitter authentication existed in 1954…
Honestly, that’s just bananas.
Oh brother this guy stinks!
Take your upvote e.e
It’s true, too; Chiquita was vital in overthrowing the Guatemalan government.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1954_Guatemalan_coup_d'état#Genesis_and_prelude
I was honestly surprised they casually acknowledged it like that
Both tweets are fake.
Parody accounts. Both tweets are in fact real tweets. As we can see.
Actually strike that. I don’t know that. There are ways to alter pictures so I guess it could be fake in that they never were twated out by anyone on the site.
If aliens could judge us, they’d say: “So you are telling me, that humans have killed each other for imaginary lines on the ground; in the name of feckless leaders who don’t give a fuck about you; and bananas?”
Bananas are at least understandable, we gotta eat
Or hoard if you’re Donkey Kong.
I miss the week where Twitter essentially allowed free speech for $15 before they shut it down after everyone immediately clowned on every single corporation and celebrity in existence.
Fuck Dole and every family that still holds power from the coup.